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WeРІР‚в„ўve run out of real problems so now we manufacture invisible ones. So why is it that kids who are severely malnourished and basically have the immune system of a rat at an AIDS hospice arenРІР‚в„ўt allergic to peanuts? I contend itРІР‚в„ўs because they have real problems. During the interview when the doctor was boasting about this amazing achievement, Anderson Cooper asked, РІР‚СљBut what about the peanut allergies?РІР‚Сњ The doctor explained itРІР‚в„ўs not a problem there. It was called Plumpynut and was so effective that it brought entire villages from the brink of death up to the health standards of America-colonial America. The paste consisted of powdered sugar, powdered milk, and peanut butter. I saw an episode of 60 Minutes a couple years ago where a team of doctors came up with a paste to feed the malnourished children of РІР‚В¦ are you sitting down? РІР‚В¦ Africa. Remember black mold a few years back? Same group.

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How is it I managed to be warehoused at one of the largest junior highs in the country with nary a kid allergic to peanuts, and now every third kid on my block has to carry a fucking syringe full of epinephrine? Have we changed physiologically in that short a period of time? Or is it, as I suspect, an emotional change? Whenever Whitey runs out of problems, these things rear their ugly heads. I donРІР‚в„ўt emcee bake sales for paranoid nut jobs. IРІР‚в„ўm happy to report that last year when they asked me to emcee their charity bake sale, I explained to them that I also have a no-nuts policy. My kidРІР‚в„ўs preschool adopted a no-nuts policy. IРІР‚в„ўm saying our paranoia has turned a rare occurrence into a full-blown epidemic. How many of these kids truly have a nut allergy? IРІР‚в„ўm not saying thereРІР‚в„ўs no such thing as a kid who would go into anaphylactic shock if he keistered a PayDay. Once again we have put the individual ahead of the group. I feel sorry for that kid, but that doesnРІР‚в„ўt mean the other two thousand kids in his school should be denied the simple pleasure of the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Now, I know a lot of you assholes have a friend who works with someone who once was date-raped by a guy whose stepson was in Cub Scouts with a kid whose half brother is allergic to peanuts.

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